一封刺性的信中嘲笑特朗普家族的入伍, 引用了虚构的骨突起疾病. A satirical letter mocks Trump family military enlistment, citing a fictional bone spur disorder.

刺性的信件质疑唐纳德·特朗普的儿子巴伦和孙女凯伊何时可能入伍, 开玩笑说一个虚构的"特朗普遗传骨疾病". A satirical letter questions when Donald Trump’s son Barron and granddaughter Kai might enlist in the military, joking about a fictional "Trump genetic disorder of bone spurs." 随后文章转向无关新闻，包括油价上涨、两名伊拉克战争老兵在房屋火灾中不幸身亡、一名林肯男子的彩票险些中奖、双重谋杀定罪、一次威胁逮捕、一家新的西班牙裔面包店、伊朗新任最高领导人的言论，以及一艘奴隶船残骸离开史密森学会。 The article then shifts to unrelated news, including rising gas prices, the tragic deaths of two Iraq War veterans in a house fire, a Lincoln man’s lottery near-miss, a double murder conviction, a threatening arrest, a new Hispanic-owned bakery, Iran’s new supreme leader’s remarks, and a slave ship remnant leaving the Smithsonian.